Howlers

After a long hiatus I return to a pet topic, Prof Bashing.

Some excerpts from our dear Profs
Physics HOD: Matter and Energy are two forms of the same thing. For example take a male boy and a female boy.

Now the next Prof boasts of a lot of enlightening comments. The stuff is more of NIT lore now.
Maths Prof: Yesterday I saw you in the market with my wife.
Maths Prof: Close the windows. There are a lot of atmospheric noises coming in.
( On the construction work going on upstairs)
Maths Prof: Its hot. Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in.
Maths Prof: Give me a red pen of any color.

Electrical HOD: Its very simple. Just multiply the 2 elements of the 2*2 matrix.
( On being told that the microprocessor kits were not giving results in case of matrix multiplication)

I desist from any further comments on this topic.